Freshman devastated at recent UH loss... will have to pay full price for Shasta's ice cream cone

Exploratory Studies major, Colby Peterson, had everything at stake when it came to last night's game. The lactose intolerant freshman had recently purchased a large box of Lactaid in preparation for the celebratory half priced ice cream cones available at Shasta's if UH took the W last night.

Unfortunately for Peterson, the game did not go as he had planned.

"It's just crazy to think that with all the preparation I put into it all season that this is the payoff I get."

And prepared he was... Colby had already filled his backpack with Lactaid packets for the next school day to ensure that they would be at his disposal. Colby was so invested, he even took the time to occasionally glance at the score on the TV while primarily completing Doodle Jump levels on his iPhone (yes we know it's not 2009 but those are the facts).

Nevertheless, the Cougars could not get enough traction to defeat Kentucky last night. Even though they closed the gap in the last half, victory was still out of reach. Peterson tells The Paw it was because "I don't know, I guess they didn't dribble hard enough or whatever."

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