Coog easily persuaded by multitude of on-campus religious groups

"It's just so damn- I mean darn- confusing," says Daniel Liegenbotham, "One minute I'm signing up at JW.org while ordering a hamburger and the next I'm spitting it out because I've just converted to Hinduism," Liegenbotham laments as his amicable demeanor encourages him to engage with others and consider the world through their eyes.

"Sometimes I just wish everyone would stop making such valid points, you know?"

Liegenbotham's friends complain about how their duties can be, at times, high stakes. "During finals week Daniel started interacting with a New Earth Creationist group right before his biology final, so as you can guess, things got pretty tense."

Another friend illustrated the issue of hanging out with a person who so easily entertains new ideas and world-views, "I mean... we go out every friday right? And sometimes we knock back a couple of bud lights at a barbecue joint but then other weeks we spend our Fridays in the park 'aligning our shakras' or what have you... I just wish I could know what to expect when I'm picking him up."

Daniel Liegenbotham motions to us that he cannot comment further as he has just taken a vow of silence from some (aptly) unnamed religious group reaching out to him at the Student Center South.

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