Your CV2 roommate most likely waiting for pair of pants to get up and wash themselves

Citing the power of microbial organisms working together to reanimate his favorite pair of jeans, your roommate, James, refuses to take matters into his own hands. He indicates that his lack of washing his pants comes from an optimism in the ability microscopic organisms'... and totally has nothing to do with his lack of wanting to 'adult'.

"I think it was Steve Gates that said, 'If I want something done efficiently, I'll give it to a lazy person' or something like that. So that's what I'm doing. Being efficient," James claims in his interview with The Paw.

He says that his roommate is gonna 'just have to deal' with the fact that his pair of jeans are covered in a mystifying maroon and yellow sauce. "Sometimes you just gotta give the little guys [microscopic organisms] a jump start, and that's what I'm doing when I wipe my hands on my ass after going gums deep on a rack of ribs."

James' roommates say that while it is not entirely impossible that he will be aided by microbial organisms in the jean washing department, they likely will let him down on his plan for them to assist him on his 10 page report due next week.

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