Campus squirrel to invest in real estate with surplus of waffle fries

Chip McSqueakerson does not seem uncertain about his future. The eastern fox squirrel has a "crap-ton of waffle fries" and is considering a number of different investment opportunities.

"I just decided it's time for me to start making some passive income. So we'll see which industry this takes me towards... I sure spend a lot of time digging in the dirt though so maybe land ownership is for me."

Chip tells us in his most recent interview with The Paw. Colleagues of McSqueakerson claim that Chip unfairly games the system of begging for waffle fries by guarding the tables outside Chick-Fil-A for himself.

"It's just not fair," says Ben Upindatrë, "Chip clearly wants to force us all into a system where the carbo-loaded get carbo-loadeder and the poor get poorer. We really need to introduce regulation that prevents this kind of disproportionate distribution of waffle fries."

Other members of the squirrel council allege that Chip avoids local taxes by storing many of his now stale waffle fries at Rice and Texas Southern University. McSqueakerson, however, denies these allegations.

The Paw joined Chip as he toured the grounds between the art and the music building... where he may soon purchase his very own plot of land at the hefty price of 1300 waffle fries and 3 packages of Polynesian sauce. He tells us that this is a strategic location since "the bleeding heart music and art students really can't say no to a cute squirrel like me."

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