Bauer Student Can't Wait to Graduate "So I can buy one of those leather flippy phone cases"
In an interview with The Paw, Cody Baker (Senior, Entrepreneurship) sits down with us to discuss his plans post-graduation. "Well the first think I'm gonna do is go to Best Buy or something and buy one of those leather flippy phone cases. That way people know I graduated college and am now a businessman," Baker tells our reporter. "I can't wait for people to hear the 'flip flop flip flop' of me being a businessman and opening my phone to do business and businessly activities." When asked why he is waiting for graduation to purchase such a phone case, Cody shrugs, "It just feels like an unwritten rule, I guess." After conducting a more in-depth investigation, however, The Paw discovered that these rules are not unwritten. They are very much written.... Deep in the steamy bowels of Melcher Hall, our reporter uncovered 'metric shittons' of ancient tomes, outlining the once thought 'unwritten' rules of Bauer students.
