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Freshman devastated at recent UH loss... will have to pay full price for Shasta's ice cream cone
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Everything you need to know about the SGA inauguration in one sentence
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BREAKING: Agnes Arnold Hall traded at garage sale for lawnmower that "needs work"
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Interview with Core Professor: "I'm probably gonna cuss on the first day of class"
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President Khator finally gives up hope that Jeff will graduate on time
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Your CV2 roommate most likely waiting for pair of pants to get up and wash themselves
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Confirmed hive mind, UH Parking, rolls out new plan that allows students to choose how they will get screwed
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Analysis: Cougar Woods employees hate making your food more than you hate eating it
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Coog easily persuaded by multitude of on-campus religious groups
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After March Madness Win, Moody Tower Cockroach Happy to be Part of Something Bigger than Himself
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Local Coog takes shortcut through Butler Plaza... goes back in time
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